There’s still a slow drip-drip of news coming out from Brandi Glanville’s second book and second book tour. Thus far, I’ve been unimpressed by the book tour, but maybe Brandi hasn’t really started promoting the book that hard, because there are very few new photos of her. Thus far, I’ve also been sort of disappointed with the “revelations” that have come out from the book excerpts. Drinking & Dating is, as Brandi claims, about her post-divorce life and some of the men she banged after Eddie went off with LeAnn. But Brandi doesn’t name names. Brandi told E! News that she tried to put the names into the second book but “I put them in and my editor took them out…They had to [change the names] for legal reasons. So I can’t say who they actually are…I really can’t! I don’t want to get in trouble. For once I have to keep my big mouth shut.” Which means that Brandi’s new book reads like a succession of blind items. So here are some highlights (some details are paraphrased):
“The Latino”: Also known as real estate agent Jonathan Ruiz. They dated on-and-off for a year and Brandi describes him as “jealous”. Ruiz “demanded an explanation for her “Just say no to actors” tweet and Brandi writes: “I had a stage 5 clinger” and she “bailed” when he dropped the L-word.
“The NBA Player”: Brandi writes, “He was one of those manly men who always took control.” But she tried to turn the tables by ordering for him at Dan Tana’s. She says “Men love women who actually eat.” So she ate calamari, fried mozzarella and veal Milanese while he “dominated the conversation, name-dropping his baller buddy’s ‘incredibly famous’ then-fiancée.” Brandi says “halfway through the 15-minute drive to his Beverly Hills pad, he pulled over his Porsche Panamera and threw me on the hood… and we went for it.”
“The Criminal”: “It’s not like he was a hardcore felon, he just screwed people out of millions.” Their date died when he “trumpeted an ‘epic’ bash at Brendan Fraser’s condo like we just got invited to Clooney’s house on Lake f—king Como.”
“The Rapper/Actor/Political Hopeful”: Described as a chiseled, tattooed African-American TV star who approached her at a West Hollywood club. They sexted for a while and then met up for the real deal and “his manhood was enormous” and Brandi says he had to special-order condoms. “I didn’t even mind that his favorite position was missionary.” [He also smoked a lot of pot and introduced Brandi to his “sister”… who was really not his sister.]
“The Action Hero”: A “sober movie star with sparkling eyes” invited Brandi to lunch. She had a glass of wine and they had fast sex. “Why is it that the powerful, successful men you expect to be rock stars in bed rarely are?” [After the date, the Breathalyzer attached to her car wouldn’t let her car start so she waited alone at his house until the car would start while the dude went to a party.]
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
These really are some blind items. I think the NBA Player is well-known, but I don’t have the energy to go through our archives to figure out who it is. I remember the rumors about her dating some baller though, and from what I remember, it was very short-lived. I want the IDs on the Rapper/Actor and the Action Hero. Who has some ideas? Also: of course Brandi would bang a guy on the hood of his Porsche. OF COURSE.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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